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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 05:07 PM
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I just thought of a very fun game for the lounge to play.
Here is how it works:

You give me your email address. My lawyer will email you some forms where you sign all your worldly possessions over to me. This includes all your money, your home, all of your electronic devices, collectibles, furnishings, etc.

My lawyer will then sell your home, and forward me the cash.

For everything else, taterguy will show up at your house with a uhaul, and we will sell everything through auction. Again, all of the cash will be forwarded to me.

I will use the proceeds to take care of some DUer's that I like. taterguy will get a new bike, and unlimited beer.

The rest of the money will go toward my purchase of a secluded villa in Italy.

You will be left with nothing.

OK!! Let's play!
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 05:09 PM
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1. sounds like fun!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 05:11 PM
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2. Now there's a good sport! My lawyer will contact you shortly.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 05:13 PM
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3. Wait, that's what TARP does.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 05:14 PM
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4. No no....I'm competing with TARP.
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