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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 09:29 PM
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"A giant wiener hit my house!"
MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. -- An unusual accident was reported in Racine County Friday.

At about 11:50 a.m. a report of a car colliding with a home was called in to the Mount Pleasant Police.

The vehicle was a 2005 Chevy Wienermobile.

The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile struck a home on Kenilworth Avenue in Mount Pleasant, knocking it off its foundation.



http://www.wisn.com/news/20093678/detail.html

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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 09:36 PM
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1. LOCKING! No sex threads!
:rofl:

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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 09:52 PM
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3. You ever sausage anything like that before?
:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 09:38 PM
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2. Talk about a drive-thru wiener roast... And since it's chevy, they'll offshore the colon anyway...
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 10:04 PM
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4. Those damn kids and their wienermobiles. nt
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susanr516 Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 10:14 PM
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5. I know this isn't funny to the homeowners
but I would pay money to read the insurance claim.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 09:02 AM
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17. Oscar Meyer wieners - rock the house!
:party:
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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 10:16 PM
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6. We do not need this kind of frank discussion on DU
It's perverted, I do not relish all the sick jokes people will make about tragic situation. :crazy:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 10:29 PM
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7. If you can't cut the mustard...
Wait for the rest of us and then you can ketchup. :P
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 10:30 PM
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8. Oh come on, what's the wurst that could happen?
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 12:15 AM
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11. You do realize that's a wiener dog in your sig line...
:rofl:
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:34 AM
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15. Actually, I have two wieners.
Bratwurst and Louie.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 10:32 PM
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9. The family history just became a whole lot more interesting -
"Remember in '09, when the Weinermobile knocked the house off its foundation?"

How the hell HARD did it have to hit it to do that much damage?

Can you imagine looking outside, and seeing the Weinermobile turning around in your driveway?

That's the kind of thing that would freak me out, believing that all those sixties drugs were finally working their way out of my fatty tissue..........................
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 11:15 PM
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10. I bet that's the last time they order hot dogs for lunch!
:rofl:

Glad no one was hurt. At least they'll have a great story to tell. :-)

Imagine if they were sitting in the house when it happened:
"Honey, get out of the way! A giant hot dog is heading straight for you!!!"
"Yeah ... right. Like I'm going to fall for that again!"

:P

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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 07:13 AM
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12. No, dinner, no movie, no foreplay, no lube.
How rude.
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 07:48 AM
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13. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
That is what I'd really like to be
'cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
every house would be afraid of me.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 07:52 AM
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14. accidents happen when one doesn't use protection
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 09:16 AM
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19. .
:spray:

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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 09:01 AM
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16. Oscar Meyer died this month, RIP ...
so the Wienermobiles are losing their sense of direction.

So sad.
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 09:03 AM
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18. This is why is so important that our young people
get a good solid grounding in driver's education.

Parking Only programs just don't work.
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 10:04 AM
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20. Looks like a case of forced rear entry
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 12:08 PM
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21. Too bad he didn't also hit a hydrant. The water shooting up would complete the visual metaphor.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 12:44 PM
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22. It did what?
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