Thank you mods, part 290,857,289,075:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

The Microsoft troll, remember him? Every few weeks, he tries to reregister -- and is promptly squashed again like the bug he is. Wotta maroon. Incapable of hiding his unctuous, condescending style.

And if you are reading this, FUCK YOU with a stack of Windows 7 DVDs.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3972594#3973111

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DANCE!

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You can troll if you want to
But we'll kick your fat behind...

(With apologies to Men Without Hats)

[flvegan]

1. +1kazillion for the Safety Dance reference.

THAT was most excellent!

[Sebastian Doyle]

2. Is he a Micro$oft troll, or a Dell troll?

While M$ certainly has some questionable practices, and horrible software (**cough** Vi$ta) they aren't openly Bush Crime Family worshippers like Michael Dell is.

I'll run Windows when I have to, but I wouldn't own a Dell even if it was their top of the line system and I could get it at the pawn shop for $10.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. He derides anything that competes with Microsoft. Linux. Firefox. Apple. Anything.

I very much doubt Dell minds people running Firefox. Besides, I've never seen him bash HP or Acer or Asus.