WHERE'S MY GODDAMN FUCKING LIGHTER????

LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:00 AM
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WHERE'S MY GODDAMN FUCKING LIGHTER????

Edited on Sat Jul-18-09 01:02 AM by LeftyFingerPop

CAN'T ANYTHING EVER BE EASY????

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:04 AM
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1. I found it...

calm down.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:07 AM
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3. GIVE IT TO ME SNOWBALL...

GIVE ME MY FUCKING LIGHTER...

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SNOWBALL FER CHRISSAKES?

HAVE YOU LOOKED THAT UP IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY????

URBAN DICTIONARY BABY!!!!!!!!

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:32 AM
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12. yeah, yeah..

yeah.

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texanwitch

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:06 AM
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2. Where you left it last.

That is where everything is.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:08 AM
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5. ALL CAPS!!!

THANK YOU, TEXANWITCH! :hug:

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:07 AM
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4. I took it

You shouldn't be smoking

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:09 AM
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6. IT IS THE ONLY VICE I HAVE...

BARENAKED LADY! :hug:

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:14 AM
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7. Pffft.

You have plenty others.

:P

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:15 AM
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8. I asked you before...

Have you ever been to Rulloff's Bar...College town in Ithaca?

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:16 AM
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9. Nope

I've driven past Ithaca though, lots.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:22 AM
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10. Listen...

Edited on Sat Jul-18-09 01:22 AM by LeftyFingerPop

I walked into this bar in the early 80's...and have been goingg there ever since. They were playing a live version of "Wave that Flag", which is a bastardization of "Us Blues" by the Grateful Dead.

THIS IS A KILLER, KILLER BAR THAT YOU NEED TO GO TO...SATURDAY afternoon...sit in "the window"

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:24 AM
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11. I just got an EZpass

Fucker isn't working though.

Ithaca is like...waaaay over there. :P

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:40 AM
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13. pssst...

I don't know much, but I can almost guarantee you, you don't want to sit in the window.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:41 AM
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14. tHE WINDOW IS GREAT!

S N O W BA N LLL

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:46 AM
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16. Right..

levnty balls. Right.

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:42 AM
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15. pssst...

I'm not going to Ithaca.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:46 AM
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17. Go!!! Go to Cornell and get very drunk...

Do it

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Lethe

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:46 AM
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18. just stop it

cah!

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jul-18-09 01:47 AM
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19. YOU STOP IT!!!!!

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taterguy

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Sat Jul-18-09 12:55 PM
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20. YOU LEFT IT AT THE GODDAMN FUCKING BAR

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Kali

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Sat Jul-18-09 03:56 PM
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21. Same here

WHERE IS MY GODDAMN FUCKING LIGHTER????
goddam mice chewed the lead to the pilotless ingnition on the left hand side of my stove! need my lighter!

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theNotoriousP.I.G.

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Sat Jul-18-09 04:17 PM
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22. YOU'RE A FUCKING SMOKER?

Fucking A Leftie, YOUR LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE. CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED TO HAVE LOST YOUR FUCKING LIGHTER. BITCH.

:smoke:

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