I am holding 117 dollars in singles...

[armyowalgreens]

What am I?

[vadawg]

1. poor????

no one who has money takes singles to the strip club

[armyowalgreens]

2. I'm 19 and already 30K in debt.

I made 7000 dollars last year. I guess you could say I'm poor.

But not poor in a desperate way. Poor in a "I have to eat ramen but it's cool" kind of way.

[vadawg]

3. you need to change jobs or find a way to get rid of your debt...

[armyowalgreens]

4. Student loans. I'm a full time student double majoring.

I have no time to make more money.

Theoretically, my education should get me an excellent job that will more than pay back my debt. Unfortunately, my goal is not the get a high paying job.

[vadawg]

6. well you cant really complain then, if its by choice

try ramen noodles, with a can of tuna, some mushrooms, and pickled onions, yummy.....

[lildreamer316]

5. I think I love you.

Ah.
(Check profile :) )

[vadawg]

7. lol no good without pictures roflmao

yeah the strippers i deal with always bitch about the guys with nothing but dollars, cheap as hell....

[MilesColtrane]

8. Want to feel rich?

Take those singles to your local elementary school cafeteria and "make it rain".

There's nothing like the sight of those little bastards fighting over your money.