High death taxes are forcing more and more dead people to return to life...

[Boojatta]

or so I have heard.

[ashling]

1. AURRGH!!!! Attack of the Zombie Republicans!

this could get nasty . . .

:eyes:

[Kutjara]

2. It's also making a lot of people who'd planned to die...

...in the near future reconsider. For example, three of my relatives who were very much looking forward to death have instead decided to go on living for "a few more years at least" as an economy measure. It's not only tough on them, it's also a burden on the rest of the family, who were eagerly anticipating their passing. Parties have had to be canceled, inheritance-funded cruises postponed, weekends in Vegas indefinitely delayed.

If this goes on much longer, I'll have to kill them myself.

[Boojatta]

5. Excellent reply!

:-)

[Callalily]

3. Yes, this is very

disheartening. Although my imminent demise is far off in the distance, because of the economy I do have to reconsider my timetable. :shrug:

[old mark]

4. that's why unemployment is so high - the dead return

looking for jobs to pay the death tax....


Where is Vincent Price now that we need him?

Oh, right - he's dead.

markO8)