I've found God!

[Mythsaje]

I'm telling you--that sneaky bastard is the best hide-and-seek player on the planet! He could be anywhere.

It's like playing spiritual "Where's Waldo?"

Oh, damn. He's gone again. I give up. Somebody else find that wacky deity this time.

[Strong Atheist]

1. Something like this happened in a scene in "Bedazzled". nt.

[Heidi]

2. Check between the sofa cushions!

:hi:

[rrneck]

3. I don't know about God

But Jesus was a piece of cake.

[marzipanni]

15. Jesus loves me, this I know

because a song coming from a stuffed toy lamb on a diaper cake told me so. :rofl:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://www.lilbabycakes.com/jesus-loves-me-diaper-cake.html&usg=__EUkxNiulRYoH3898mxKzOHd9pT8=&h=640&w=480&sz=37&hl=en&start=43&tbnid=iHQ90kMlOLnPOM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJesus%2Bcake%26gbv%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3D40

[Q3JR4]

4. If nobody claims him after 60 days,

he/she/it's yours.

Q3JR4.

[old mark]

5. Did he get away again? Every time humans find him, he runs like hell,

screaming," NO,NO, leave me alone!!!!"

We jist wanna play withcha.....



markO8)

[nuxvomica]

7. Most theologically brilliant post ever

You've summed up the history of religion in just that last line. :rofl:

[old mark]

13. 13 years of Catholic Education,

motherfucker!!!!

I got yer religion - right here!!!11!!

markO8)

[MorningGlow]

8. Well he DID say "don't follow me"

Not like he didn't warn us!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Look within

Namaste.

[Orrex]

9. Are you talking about that yoga show?

:evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. yogurt?

yum! :9

[Arugula Latte]

12. God is yogurt? Is s/he the kind of yogurt that makes you "regular?"

Yoplait Yahweh or something?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Interesting. Yogurt spelled backwards is Tru Goy.

Hmm.

[Wapsie B]

14. I'm looking but he's still not there.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. He's only there if you can't see him.

;)

[UTUSN]

11. And His name was the UnRekkk feature?!1 Heh, heh. Sorry, couldn't resist!1 n/t

[mcctatas]

16. well if the devil is in the details maybe you should look for god in

the vagueness ?

[rwheeler31]

17. You forgot to count to ten.

[krispos42]

20. If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours n/t

[From The Ashes]

21. I didn't know he was lost...

:shrug: :rofl:

[Orsino]

22. He's dead, unfortunately.

I'm sorry to have to break the news to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eTsNEgmL8

[Bertha Venation]

23. on the corner of First and Amistad?