LeftyFingerPop
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Sun Jul-19-09 03:24 PM
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So, I'm in the grocery store... |
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Bermuda shorts pulled up to my armpits (classy "plaid" color).
Thick glasses with nice heavy black frames.
Black socks pulled up to my knees.
Cordovan wingtips.
White sleeveless undershirt. You can only see the top straps because my pants are so high.
I walked up to each employee and said "Heyyy...where's the gabbagool? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN GABBAGOOL"?
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Sun Jul-19-09 04:36 PM
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1. So where did you find it? |
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And how much...on sale this week I hope?
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Sun Jul-19-09 10:43 PM
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Mon Jul-20-09 09:44 PM
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price is never an object... :hi:
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Mon Jul-20-09 09:57 PM
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6. Truer words were never spoken... |
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Mon Jul-20-09 07:04 AM
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3. If the employee had responded |
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by grabbing his crotch and saying "I got yer gabbagool right here", what would you have done?
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Mon Jul-20-09 07:46 AM
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4. I would have said "Please stop doing that, taterguy". |
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