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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 03:24 PM
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So, I'm in the grocery store...
Bermuda shorts pulled up to my armpits (classy "plaid" color).

Thick glasses with nice heavy black frames.

Black socks pulled up to my knees.

Cordovan wingtips.

White sleeveless undershirt. You can only see the top straps because my pants are so high.

I walked up to each employee and said "Heyyy...where's the gabbagool? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN GABBAGOOL"?
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DeepBlueC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:36 PM
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1. So where did you find it?
And how much...on sale this week I hope?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 10:43 PM
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2. In the deli case...
I forget the price :hi:
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DeepBlueC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-20-09 09:44 PM
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5. for gabbagool
price is never an object... :hi:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-20-09 09:57 PM
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6. Truer words were never spoken...
:hi:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-20-09 07:04 AM
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3. If the employee had responded
by grabbing his crotch and saying "I got yer gabbagool right here", what would you have done?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-20-09 07:46 AM
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4. I would have said "Please stop doing that, taterguy".
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