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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:56 PM
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So I was at the grocery store today
Edited on Sun Jul-19-09 05:01 PM by charlie and algernon
I totally witnessed a fight between two customers


This one guy had Bermuda shorts pulled up to his armpits (classy "plaid" color).

Thick glasses with nice heavy black frames.

Black socks pulled up to his knees.

Cordovan wingtips.

White sleeveless undershirt. You could only see the top straps because his pants are so high.

well he walked up to each employee and said "Heyyy...where's the gabbagool? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN GABBAGOOL"?

Then this other customer walked up to him and told him to "shut the fuck up!"

Then it was on! The first guy took his wingtips off and started WAILING on the second guy! Then the second guy runs into frozen and takes a bag of tater tots, rips open the bag and start flinging frozen taters! This went on for a good 5 minutes before security escorted them out.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:58 PM
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1. I bet the tater tot guy followed the gabbagool guy home and beat the shit out of him.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:59 PM
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2. hell yeah, right on my front porch
men :eyes:
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