How in the world do people post here while drunk? I can't type straight

[hedgehog]

when I'm stone cold sober.

[UndertheOcean]

1. You are a hedgehog , I am flabbergasted you can type at all n/t

[hedgehog]

3. I have a little chair and a special low tabletop for my keyboard.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Practice.

[auntAgonist]

4. practice = spamalot.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. 1 + 1 = 2.

[carpetbagger]

5. It's hard, but at the time, it seems very, very important.

I guess (and I've never done this) it's like trying to drive while drunk. You may weave back and forth, but if you get to where you're going without crashing or getting pulled over, it looks like unmitigated success.

[KamaAina]

6. Easy.

sadnht fsdi%*& opishdf^^ (*UYvuhd??!!!!!

[KamaAina]

7. self-delete

figures.

[baldguy]

8. How many don't?

[Aristus]

9. I type very slowly and use the "intense stare of drunken concentration" while I do it.

Plus, I proofread before posting. I'll never be too drunk to proofread... B-)

[LostInAnomie]

11. I plan ahead.

Before I start drinking I type out huge rants for threads like "I'm so fucking drunk right now!", "Man, (TV show name) fucking sucks", "My ex-girlfriends are all bitches", and some bodily function thread. Then, I save them all to Microsoft Word. That way, when I get good and sloppy drunk, I can just cut and paste them onto DU.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. ggho dpgj[ [fejDJ D=QWIUJ...huh? Hey, you're alright. You know that? You're all rzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Just kidding boys and girls. Alcohol, drugs, and sex are wrong. Now open your hymn books to page 43.



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