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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 06:53 PM
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(Joke) "What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhinoceros?"
Stop me if you've heard this one before...


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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 06:54 PM
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1. The Picard pic is perfect for that post.
:)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 06:57 PM
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2. A horny motherfucker that never forgets?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 07:09 PM
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3. A republican national convention? No? How about a foot-revealing stall at the airport?
:hurts:


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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 07:20 PM
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4. airport scene smilies
| :hi: | |    | | |
       wide
      stance
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 07:37 PM
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5. What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls?
Edited on Sun Jul-19-09 07:39 PM by A HERETIC I AM
You walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

(Props to Valeria Golino from the Hot Shots! movies)
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 07:49 PM
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6. A VERY Horny Republican
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 08:03 PM
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7. Hellifino.
:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 08:43 PM
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8. Elephant Rhinoceros sin θ
Edited on Sun Jul-19-09 08:47 PM by Dr. Strange
Elephant Rhinoceros sin θ <-- This
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 08:45 PM
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9. I wouldn't want to cross either of them-
they can be mean MF'ers.
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