Best Naked Gun movie

[pokerfan]

At a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury...

Dr. Kohlzak: When did you first notice the problem?
Frank Drebin: In the backyard, with my uncle.
Dr. Kohlzak: In the backyard... with your uncle?
Frank Drebin: Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
Dr. Kohlzak: And what did you and your uncle find out?
Frank Drebin: Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe.
Dr. Kohlzak: (hands him a cup and opens a door to another room) If you would.
Frank Drebin: For what?
Dr. Kohlzak: A sperm count.
Frank Drebin: In here?
Dr. Kohlzak: Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.

[Orrex]

1. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

But IMO the short-lived series was funnier.

[Forkboy]

3. I got the shows on video. Friggin' awesome.

"Married, one child. That didn't work out so he married a full grown adult."

:rofl:

[Orrex]

4. I vaguely recall a scene with a ballistics test using tapes of Barbara Walters(?) interviews

I was pretty young when the series aired, but I loved every minute of that show. I wept tears of blood when they replaced it with Sledge Hammer and they somehow failed to cancel No Soap Radio.

[Forkboy]

5. I knew America was doomed when they gave the reason for cancelling it.

ABC claimed that people had to pay attention to it to get it. The horror! America has gone all downhill ever since. :)

[pokerfan]

6. That goes without saying

Which is why I kept it to the films.


"That tape was very entertaining."

[Forkboy]

2. "But this is our hill! And these are our beans!"

[LostInAnomie]

7. The third one was awful.

The original was the best by far. That scene where he was still mic'ed when he went to the restroom made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it I choked.