My 10 Favorite "Read Two Ways" Headlines:

[Bicoastal]

In no particular order:

AMERICAN SHIPS HEAD TO PANAMA

KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

WILLIAM KELLY, 87, WAS FED SECRETARY

HOSPITALS SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS

[Richardo]

1. Those are hilarious

I had to read the first one THREE times before I got it :D

[BuelahWitch]

2. "Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"

Did graywarrior give them that idear? :rofl: I didn't know that duct tape came in red...

[pokerfan]

3. I have an entire file of them

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAYS

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS

FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE

STUD TIRES OUT

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN

LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS

EYE DROPS OFF SHELF

TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS

REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD

SHOT OFF WOMAN'S LEG HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66

ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX

PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES

2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS

NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES INFECTION FROM LOVED ONE

DRUNKEN DRIVERS PAID $1000 IN '84

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

ENFIELDS COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

(As seen in http://www.amazon.com/Anguished-English-Anthology-Accidental-Assaults/dp/044020352X">Anguished English by Richard Lederer)