Just ate about 2 lbs. of Chinese food. Why am I now disgusted with myself and the rest of humanity?

[LostInAnomie]

I wasn't like that before I started eating.

[Mr. Ected]

1. Don't be too hard on yourself....

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. Those arrogant Chinese -

why wouldn't you be disgusted with yourself?

Do you realize how much $$$$ you owe China?

[Tobin S.]

3. It's all a part of the Chinese plan for world domination

See they don't eat that crap in China. Here they lace it with fat and MSG, then deep fry it and throw some syrup on it. Then comes the secret ingredient: Mind control drugs. You'll get fat and depressed and think you're a worthless human being just by eating "Chinese food" once a month. So with everyone in America having a horrible case of low self esteem, they'll just walk right in here and take over like we're a bunch of door mats.

[Tyo]

5. You're right. We don't eat that crap

We cook it for the Round Eyes who don't know any better. It's like our revenge for Micky D's and Burger King

[Tobin S.]

6. LOL!

:rofl:

[Tyo]

7. Well we thought they were real hamburgers. n/t

[DeepBlueC]

4. In an hour you'll be okay about yourself

The rest of the world will still suck.

[JVS]

8. Why are you dragging the rest of humanity into this? You're the one who gobbled the grub

[Ikonoklast]

9. Right now some guy in Beijing is posting

"I just at an entire bucket of KFC. Why am I passing gas bad enough to bring tears to my eyes?"

[mockmonkey]

10. It was

the cole slaw. :hurts:

[Ilsa]

15. "Must be the dark meat." nt

[Mudoria]

11. As that old joke goes, in two hours you'll be hungry again

[Symarip]

12. Doesn't really matter

You'll be hungry again in an hour.

[DeepBlueC]

14. see post #4

I got there first with that joke, mister! :P

[old mark]

13. MSG poisoning.........nt