Best "Your Order Has Been Shipped" note evah...

[Robb]

So I won't tell you which baby stuff place I ordered baby stuff from. But their last email was good enough to reproduce.

I'm gonna write a poem next time I sell something on eBay. :D

Salutations!

We have shipped your order full of Spunkitudinality!

We just completed your special package with extraordinary care!
The band was a-rockin as we marched down the street with flair.
The neighbors just called wondering, What is the Big-To-Do??!!
So we had to tell them we are shipping your order off to you!

:rofl:

[OwnedByFerrets]

1. That was great

[PeaceNikki]

2. CD Baby?

This is(was?) their standard:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Tuesday, August 17th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music

[gmoney]

3. Lies, all lies...

wonder if that's actionable?

[PeaceNikki]

4. It's... uh... satire.

And it's a GREAT company any asshole who would sue them deserves a world-class cockpunch.

[SOteric]

5. The Pitbulls Breastfeeding at the Olive Garden Toddler and Infant Shoppe!!!!

One of my favourites for all my baby shower needs!

[Missy Vixen]

6. Oh, but have you seen the invoice for T-shirt Hell?

I believe the header on the invoice reads, "Here's your fucking order." It gets even better. ;-)

Say "hi" to the baby for me!

[blogslut]

7. Ha!

One of the evil affiliate programs I used to promote sent me this when I signed up with them:

"Thank you for signing for our program. We appreciate your business and since we're best friends now, we just wanted to let you know that the other sponsor programs think you're fat but we love you just the way you are."

[noamnety]

8. I washed a mug last week

and for the first time realized that the bottom said "for best results, use other end."