Now do you understand why we universal health care?

[Ilsa]

Now do you understand why we universal health care?

Pet Owner Not Bothering To Neuter Loser Cat

CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Mike Oakland, 29, told reporters Monday he is not about to pay $100 to have his 5-month-old cat, Mowgli, neutered, because he has no expectations that the dull, paunchy tabby will ever get laid.

"For all he's going to use those balls, he might as well keep them," said Oakland, adding that he'd bet anyone any amount of money that the striped kitten will die a virgin. "He never leaves the house, and I've seen how the neighbor cat looks at him. Completely platonic." When reached for comment, a spokesperson from the Florida Humane Society reiterated that it's important to have all pets spayed or neutered, even ugly lame-o's who probably couldn't score in a roomful of calicos in heat.
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I have no idea where my brother found this, but he sent the story to me via email.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. Here's the link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pet_owner_not_bothering_to?utm_source=c-section