I would like to free a duck

[graywarrior]

But I won't

[HopeHoops]

1. You are a really sick fuck, you know that?

Free the damn duck already - and yes, I saw the picture with the tape cut off - put some cream on that poor thing!

[graywarrior]

2. Weeeeeee! I can't hear you!!!!!!

[madinmaryland]

3. Heh. FREE THE DUCK...

[graywarrior]

4. Where's his god damn arms?

[TK421]

10. duck-taped to his fucking SPINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where do you think? FREE THE MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MadMaddie]

19. Ha..ha.. ha..

You are killen me!
:rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

21. You removed the tape and there's no arms!!!!!!!!!

What are you BLIND?! or a LIAR???
:hi:

[texanwitch]

9. That duck tape sure must have hurt being pulled off.

It was only a matter of time before the duck tape is old and the duck breaks free.

Unless it is a really good duck tape.

[graywarrior]

23. It's torture removing duct tape off a duck

[hobbit709]

5. She doesn't dare free the duck now

After all this time, it would be so mad it would make Daffy seem calm and rational.

[Demoiselle]

6. Marx Brothers fans, PLEASE, all together now!...

WHY A DUCK?

I tried this in another duck thread and nobody bit either.
Doesn't ANYBODY here know Marx Brothers movies?
Cheeesh.

[poiuytsister]

11. Pick me Pick me!

Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.

Why a duck?

[Demoiselle]

12. Thank you! The endless viaduct gag. A big A-plus for you.

Now, show me a rose.

(I know, I should quit while I'm ahead.)

[poiuytsister]

13. Hello, I must be going...

Show me a rose,
And I'll show you a girl who cares.
Show me a rose,
Or leave me alone.

[Demoiselle]

16. Yea! I am goofy over Groucho. Thanks again. nt

[BlueJazz]

7. It's Mighty Duck to save the DaaaaaaaY !!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

8. LOL

:rofl:

[madamesilverspurs]

14. Well, then.

[mwooldri]

15. In view of the need to conserve resources, and that I need some duct tape...

... I am going to remove a piece of tape from that duck so that my window in my Jeep doesn't slip down... until I can get the dealership to fix it. (it's a warranty job, it's OK).

Being ecologically friendly and freeing the duck at the same time, one piece of tape at a time.

[mix]

17. What do you plan to do with him? I mean after the hood, tape and wire

stuff is over?

[MadMaddie]

18. graywarrior you are such a tease!!

:smoke:

[kentauros]

20. Well, I would like to buy a vowel,

but I can't.

[many a good man]

22. It's all a misunderstanding.

See, it's really DUCT tape. Not duck tape. Yer supposed to tape ducts, not ducks.

Now that this misunderstanding has been cleared up, FREE THE DUCK NOW!!!!

[graywarrior]

24. I let him out sometimes