Fill In The Form!

[yoyossarian]

Car Loan Blues

Fill in your name--your street address
If you don't know just take a guess
Fill in the numbers that you're known by
Fill in the hours that have gone by
Since the time that you were born
Fill in the form
Fill in the form

Fill in the hours yet remaining
Indicate special interests and training
Tell us about every job you have done
Give us a list of awards you have won

Write a short essay on your deepest fears
Give us the exact dimensions of your ears
Fill in the number of times you've said 'thanks'
Fill in the blanks
Fill in the blanks

Tell us exactly how much you were paid
This will account for four-fifths of your grade
Answer the questions about masturbation
And about your favorite radio station
Of course this is all privileged information
Write it in pen--do it again
Write it in pen--do it again

Fill in the intimate details of
Your very first fistfight and very first love
Write a report on all things that you do
Fill out three copies--the first is for you
The second's for us and the third is destroyed
Fill in the void
Fill in the void

Give an account of each time you have cried
Tell us about every instance you lied
Delineate any deviant notions
And estimate the precise weight of emotions

Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines
Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines
Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines
Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines
Fill in the lines

D X Stone - 1993




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