Alan Rickman and graywarrior Wed in hush hush wedding

[graywarrior]

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. bwahahahahahahahaha

bee-yotch. so Jealous, I am.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

2. I'm sore, let me tell you.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. why are you even at the keyboard?

huh?

[graywarrior]

9. It's in bed with me (er, us)

[sarge43]

12. Breaking!

Actor Alan Rickman was found dead at a North Conway NH motel, The Amorous Moose. Local police chief, Hiram 'Booger' Sanborne stated that Mr Rickman was discovered nekkid face down on the bear skin rug in Room 10 of The Amorous Moose. Chief Sanborne allowed Rickman had "the biggest ass smile I've ever seen. He died happy, that's for sure." A Ms Gray is being sought for questioning and possible dates.

[sarge43]

14. Update

Upon questioning Ms Gray is reported saying, "He asked me to fuck him sideways."

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. Any ducks...or tape...involved???

[sarge43]

19. Jeez, you want this thread locked?!

Good taste prevents me from going into detail. (I bet you never thought you'd read that sentence in a DU Lounge thread.)

You'll just have to get Chief Sanborne drunk and ask him.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

4. OMG

You kill me! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spank:

[XemaSab]

5. .

:grr:

























































:rofl:

[Maine-ah]

6. UPDATE!!!

Rickman Divorces Graywarrior

After only an hour of marrying Graywarrior, Rickman divorces Graywarrior because she won't free the duck.




:P :P

[Richardo]

7. That's fantastic

:rofl:

Mazel tov to the happy couple. :toast:

[Jo March]

8. LIES! ALL LIES!

You lie! And he doesn't even like Olive Garden! He says there is too much breastfeeding there.

He likes my corn flakes chicken instead.

Vile woman!!!!!

[DeepBlueC]

10. Beautiful

I don't know how you manage to type, but I guess it's the Warrior Way. Congratulations!

:rofl:

[sarge43]

11. DUzy!! n/t

[Dystopian]

13. OMG!

:rofl:

You've outdone yourself..
You'll never top this!!
:rofl:

Never!
I can't stand it...too funny...beyond too funny!
I can't believe you've kept this secret for two years!
And the whole duck thing has just been a diversion from your secret life...
:rofl:

Love you!

[graywarrior]

15. NEWS FLASH!!! NEWS FLASH!!!

[Jo March]

17. I know you ain't calling me a sleazy ho

:mad:



















:rofl:

[graywarrior]

20. Are you sure?

:hi:

[BuelahWitch]

23. What are you going to name the little duckling?

[graywarrior]

25. Loony

[graywarrior]

16. Kicking to override Jo Marsh's thread.

Hee hee.

[Jo March]

24. Your evil knows no bounds

:mad:

[ThomCat]

21. OMG! This is Beautiful!

:rofl:

My congratulations to the happy couple! When they make it to the Olive Garden here in NYC I will, of course, come and pay my respects. I'll even wear proper Hogwarts house robes when I do it. :P

[graywarrior]

22. Lumos!