Hypothetical situation: You are starving and must resort to cannibalism to survive.

arbusto_baboso

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:02 PM
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Hypothetical situation: You are starving and must resort to cannibalism to survive.

Edited on Thu Jul-23-09 03:04 PM by arbusto_baboso

Who do you eat? You can choose anyone, but please explain the why's and wherefore's of your choice.

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backtoblue

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:03 PM
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1. You

Because it's you're idea and I would eat you before you had the chance to eat me!

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arbusto_baboso

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:05 PM
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3. Well, that's mighty unneighborly of you.

Besides, I'm all gristle and asshole, so I wouldn't really make much of a meal.

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backtoblue

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:11 PM
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6. Aww, that's what they all say!!!

:rofl:

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arbusto_baboso

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:12 PM
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7. Well, I didn't want to use the old...

"I was Army Special Forces; good luck trying to kill me."

Because then you'd just wait until I was asleep.

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backtoblue

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:15 PM
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8. If I saw hungry eyes coming for me I'd just start shouting...

AIDS, syphilis, hepatitis, mad cow, I've got EVERYTHING that you DON'T want to eat. That should fend the cannibals off for a while!

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WilmywoodNCparalegal

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:05 PM
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2. Rush Limbaugh

Pros: plenty to eat, could keep me alive for days

Cons: little substance, possible adverse effects from heavy OxyContin use, bad taste from the anus

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Kali

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:06 PM
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4. ah ha - a potential use for vegans/vegetarians?

Edited on Thu Jul-23-09 03:07 PM by Kali

nah, pigs and chickens are omnivorous and I eat those.

some slightly fleshy young person with no brains - britney spears?

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Rabrrrrrr

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:07 PM
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5. Well, you can't eat me raw or grilled - I'm a fricasseein' human

Edited on Thu Jul-23-09 03:07 PM by Rabrrrrrr

says so on my tag.

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Mojambo

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:17 PM
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9. Salma Hayek.

I'd explain why, but I don't think it's allowed on DU.

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HopeHoops

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:44 PM
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12. I had a very similar post to make

:wave:

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arbusto_baboso

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:53 PM
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13. Okay, but how would you cook her?

Or would you prefer her raw? :evilgrin:

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Mojambo

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Thu Jul-23-09 04:04 PM
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16. Slow. Very slow, roasting.

I like my Salma Hayek tender.

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theNotoriousP.I.G.

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:19 PM
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10. Meatloaf!

That scene bothered me to no end in Rocky Horror cause his meat looked like pig meat, but since he's already dead and carved....

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backtoblue

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:21 PM
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11. ...

:puke:

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rcrush

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:55 PM
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14. I would eat a pothead

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backtoblue

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Thu Jul-23-09 03:56 PM
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15. eat a crackhead and you won't be hungry again for a while...

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rcrush

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Thu Jul-23-09 07:19 PM
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19. If I eat a meth head will I lose weight?

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philosophie_en_rose

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Thu Jul-23-09 04:05 PM
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17. A vegan health fanatic

If I have to be a picky cannibal, I might as well go with free-range, veggie-fed organic human.

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Forkboy

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Thu Jul-23-09 06:20 PM
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18. Whoever is handy.

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