Anything you can do, I can do better.

[trof]

I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY7Hh5PzELo

I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!