yellowcanine
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Fri Jul-24-09 03:12 PM
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Does Lou Dobbs have sex with chickens? I am "just asking." |
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Edited on Fri Jul-24-09 03:13 PM by yellowcanine
What else can we "just ask" about Lou Dobbs?
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Fri Jul-24-09 03:14 PM
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1. Does he make it with all sorts of farm animals? |
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Inquiring minds want to know.
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Fri Jul-24-09 03:19 PM
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2. "Some people" are wondering |
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Does Lou Dobb have rabies? Why won't he go through a two week regimen of painful rabies shots in his stomach? Why hasn't he addressed this vital issue, so much on the minds of some people? What is he hiding? Can Americans get rabies from watching Lou Dobbs on their television? Do we know for sure? Does he want to infect all of America with rabies?
We want the truth!
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Fri Jul-24-09 03:37 PM
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3. Maybe just the white ones, well thats what some people are saying anyway. |
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Fri Jul-24-09 03:44 PM
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4. "Some people" say that Lou Dobbs was seen coming out of a bar with a white ewe also. |
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Sat Jul-25-09 10:55 AM
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19. Actually, he came out of a baaaaaaar with her. nt |
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Fri Jul-24-09 03:44 PM
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5. I have no proof that he doesn't. (n/t) |
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Fri Jul-24-09 03:59 PM
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6. He's never said that he doesn't have sex with them |
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Fri Jul-24-09 04:11 PM
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7. Earlier today his Wikipedia profile said he was born in Mexico! |
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I'd like to know why he's covering that fact up.
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Fri Jul-24-09 06:13 PM
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8. There are a lot of questions that just aren't being answered. |
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Fri Jul-24-09 06:45 PM
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That would be disloyal to the geese!
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Fri Jul-24-09 06:51 PM
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10. Well, he *is* a cock with a comb |
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Fri Jul-24-09 06:56 PM
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11. No. Chickens have higher standards than that! |
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Fri Jul-24-09 07:18 PM
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12. Yes, but they are all English speaking Chickens with white meat only. |
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None of the chickens will be served at El Pollo Loco, or made into chicken burritos.
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Fri Jul-24-09 09:29 PM
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13. I don't believe he does but but but the question has been asked by bloggers on the internet |
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so somebody had better look into it.
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Sat Jul-25-09 03:59 AM
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14. and the chickens are squawking about it |
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They are getting kinda sore over it...
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Sat Jul-25-09 09:58 AM
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15. Let's be clear. I don't think Lou Dobbs fucks chickens |
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Furthermore I have seen a certificate that says he is a non-chickenfucker.
However, I haven't seen a certificate that says he doesn't fuck chickens. So there's just some questions that need to be answered for the good of America.
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Sat Jul-25-09 10:12 AM
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16. He has never denied being a serial killer, you know. nt |
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Sat Jul-25-09 10:52 AM
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He's definitely a sheep fucker
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Sat Jul-25-09 10:53 AM
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18. I have heard that, indeed, he likes to pork cocks ... and vice versa. |
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Sat Jul-25-09 12:17 PM
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20. Not if the chickens have any self respect!. n/t |
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Sat Jul-25-09 12:37 PM
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21. I want him to prove conclusively that he has never had sex with chickens. |
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If you've never had sex with chickens, Mr. Dobbs, why won't you produce the proof? It should be easy.
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Sat Jul-25-09 01:35 PM
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22. Which came first, the chicken or Lou Dobbs?? n/t |
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Edited on Sat Jul-25-09 01:35 PM by retread
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Sat Jul-25-09 02:02 PM
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23. I have a certificate that shows he is a non-chicken fucker. |
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But we think he's a chicken fucker anyways.
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