I will almost certainly be chosen to be a moderator, so...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I would like to thank you all in advance for your cooperation during my somewhat difficult transition period.

In the mean time, so I can get to know you better, and thus, perform my future job better, please post here and tell me a little about yourself!

You know, just the normal "get to know you type of stuff", like...

What type of alarm system do you have on your home?
Can you tell me the serial number of the system?
Can you scan some pictures of the manual for the system?
Do you have nosy neighbors?
Do they work outside the home?
What hours do they work?

Information like this will help me be a better mod, should I be chosen.

Thank you.

[graywarrior]

1. .

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. New keyboard needed...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kentauros]

29. And you can sing along, too!

Jesus Loves Me, But He Can't Stand You!

[Danger Mouse]

3. Never hurts to apply...

they took me after all. :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Thanks, but there is no way they would take me...

:hi:

[graywarrior]

6. Awwwww, LeftyFingerPop, you know something?

You're right!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Awwww, you know what?

GODDAMN RIGHT!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

14. You'd tombstone Skinner, you crazy bastid.

[madinmaryland]

19. And you would tombstone the DUCK. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

:D

[graywarrior]

20. Cat mocker.

Meow.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Don't be silly, I wouldn't do that, but I WOULD only moderate while intoxicated.

[graywarrior]

22. How would that be any different from anyone else here?

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. Mods do not drink.

[graywarrior]

24. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ptah]

5. hmmm

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Are those the Asian beetles?

[Ptah]

12. Let's go to our live cam to see

Can't tell from here

[MineralMan]

8. Nuthin moderate about you LFP....nope...

That said, it'd be an adventure, wouldn't it?

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Let's just say this...I am a wise man...

and a wise man knows his limits. :D

How's your dad?

[MineralMan]

15. Doing great. I talked to him today, and he said he had

walked around the block with his walker. He's a tough old geezer.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Good to hear, Mineral Man. n/t

[Ptah]

17. That's good news, MineralMan

:thumbsup: for your dad

[MineralMan]

10. Uhh...

[ismnotwasm]

13. An old fashioned basement system

You know, candles, pentagrams, delicately clinking chains, person sized raised slab edged with drainage grooves with rust colored stains. Oh, and the occasional unfortunate manifestation with a pesky blood lust. Not one of the pretty ones either. 666 seems to be the only serial number evident. A repeatable group as they say. Damn thing Won't photograph worth a damn either.

Neighbors? What neighbors?

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. This sounds a little out of my league.

[BuelahWitch]

25. I heard they're going to make you and Taterguy mudwrestle for the last opening...

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. In some strange way...

that arouses me. :hi:

[bluedigger]

26. My alarm system =

My response system =



Y'all come by now!

Anytime!

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. I took your house off my list.

Thank you.

[bluedigger]

30. Cleopatra Marie will be sorely disappointed.

But I respect your position.