How the hell do cannibals choose "side dishes?"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Other than Hannibal Lecter and his fava beans and chianti, of course.

I mean, you're eating a person. Do you say "I think some sauteed broccoli rabe and brown rice pilaf would go well with Fred?"

What's the damned criteria?

And no, I'm not planning to eat anyone. I've already had dinner tonight, and it was chicken. At least I think it was chicken. Sure tasted like chicken.

:evilgrin:

[Generic Brad]

1. There are many options

Lady finger sandwiches. Heads of lettuce. Ears of corn.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. If it tasted like chicken, then it wasn't people. :^)

[Swede]

3. That depends on whether you're eating Mexican or Thai.

:shrug:

[meow2u3]

4. AVENGE THE CATS: EAT CHINESE

:evilgrin:

[kentauros]

5. There are several other movies you can use for reference:

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Parents
Eating Raoul

:D

[Robeson]

6. Watch any episode of "Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern"....

...he can make a million side dishes out of animal body parts.

[conscious evolution]

7. What wine goes best with long pig?

[Deep13]

8. It's mostly cultures operating at stone age levels that practice cannibalism...

...and they don't have a lot of choices for side dishes.

[rrneck]

9. Cousins. nt

[Kali]

10. depends on how you are preparing the main dish.

rice or potatoes go with most meats, a nice green salad is always good. I would say, pick whatever is ripe from the garden or market and serve steamed with butter! Fresh baked rolls or tortillas are nice too.