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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 09:14 PM
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The police killed Michael Jackson.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 09:16 PM
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1. the butler did it
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 09:17 PM
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2. No, Col. Mustard in the study with a pipe.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 09:20 PM
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3. I think it was Vince, the Sham-Wow guy


Michael found out about his plot to kill Billy Mays and was going to the police, and Vince knocked him out and hitched him up to the IV drug thingy. Night night Mikey, now off to kill the competition...

How's that for a story?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 09:23 PM
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4. Well, he's got priors.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 09:25 PM
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5. It was a taser that caught his hair on fire.
Fucking pigs!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 09:26 PM
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6. I didn't say they killed him quickly.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 12:38 AM
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7. It was easy as A, B, C.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 12:42 AM
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8. Synchronicity, to be exact
Too many hit singles for Jackson to compete.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 11:41 AM
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12. Ouch.
That Stings.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 08:20 AM
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9. I heard it was Elvis
who didn't like to share the title of King.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 09:02 AM
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10. fuck da police!
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 11:36 AM
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11. It was the penguins.
All part of their plot to enslave humanity under thier ice cold iron flippers.
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