I'm Captain Obvious - tell me anything!!!

[LynneSin]

[HopeHoops]

1. Letting Republicans have control is a sure fire way to fuck things up.

Isn't that obvious?

[charlie and algernon]

2. "The key to victory is to come away with a score on your drive."

As heard by the one and ONLY Captain Obvious - John Madden - on Madden 08.

[guitar man]

3. if you shoot yourself in the nuts

with a staple gun, it's going to hurt :P

[Deep13]

4. Well, LIFE isn't fair.

:P

[KamaAina]

5. Sarah Palin is vapid.

:eyes:

[sarge43]

6. Whatever can go wrong, will and at the worst possible moment.

Designed by PhDs, built by college grads and repaired by high school drop outs.

When someone says it's too good to be true, believe it.

Success is often like climbing a mountain of crap to get to the rose at the summit. Problem is when you get there, you've lost your sense of smell. (With thanks to Harlan Ellison)

One "aw shit" cancels a thousand "ataboy"s.

[TommyO]

7. The "O" on your gorgeous, pink costume isn't at the correct angle

I think it was photoshopped!

[madinmaryland]

8. The Dallas Cowboys have five Super Bowl Championships and the Philadelphia

Eagles have none!

:evilgrin:

[mix]

11. pass the calamine

burn
;)

[NJmaverick]

16. The last time the Cowboys won a play off game

Bill Clinton was serving his first term as President and Windows 95 had just been released. :+

[MajorChode]

9. Don't trust a Republican around money or barnyard animals

[mix]

10. These men were geniuses.

[joeybee12]

12. Nothing happened in Cambridge this past week...nothing at all...n/t

Wait...I thought you meant OBLIVIOUS...OBVIOUS, eh?

Michael Jackson died.

[Sanity Claws]

13. Obama is handsome

[rurallib]

14. The team with the most points at the end of the game usually wins!

[Adsos Letter]

15. You hate me.

[azmouse]

17. Mice like cheese.