WHAT is the wickedest thought you have ever had?

[NJmaverick]

:evilgrin:

[hobbit709]

1. I can't tell you.

If I did, I'd either have to kill you or be arrested.

[Strong Atheist]

7. +1 nt.

[Tobin S.]

2. You don't want to know.

Being a bipolar dude and all makes for a pretty, uh, interesting inner world.

[csziggy]

3. I want to drive around with a flare gun the week before Fourth of July and New Year's

And fire it into the tents where they sell fireworks. What stops me is the knowledge that people spend the night in those tents for security. But I think the effect would be glorious is no one would get hurt.

[Inchworm]

4. I had a dream a few weeks back that still haunts me

Just knowing it was in my head is what worried me the most.

:scared:

[HopeHoops]

5. Is there a statute of limitations on wicked thoughts?

I know the thought itself isn't a problem, but expressing it might be.

[NJmaverick]

6. Does it involve a former commander and thief?

[HopeHoops]

9. Oh no - nothing like that.

Although it is a vendetta type thing!

[RFKHumphreyObama]

8. Clarence Thomas would make an excellent Supreme Court justice

Anita Hill has no credibility whatsoever

Back when I was a conservative

[Orrex]

10. I conspired to get the Ruby Slippers away from that no-good Dorothy

And her little dog, too.

[Deja Q]

11. It involves something wicked and is great for dipping in pizza sauce...

:evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

12. I used to have deep, vivid fantasies about torturing and

murdering someone.

It was very cathartic, at a time when I needed catharsis.

I really felt that I'd do it, given the chance.

Now, I wouldn't do it. He's not worth my time or energy, or even the cost of the can of lighter fluid I would've used to douse him.

[deucemagnet]

13. My friends and I used to go on camping trips that involved

late, alcohol-soaked nights. I wanted to wake everybody up at about 6:00 am playing the bagpipes and wearing a gorilla suit. I don't know how to play the bagpipes, but for this prank, I'd be willing to learn. :evilgrin:

[Richardo]

15. Better still, NOT learn

Just a little variation on the theme.

[Richardo]

14. I don't know (and won't say) what the wickedest one was, but I know I'm having them more frequently

:)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. Uhm... I don't want to kill anyone, but if they would just go ahead

and die today, I would be ok with it..............................:yoiks:

[MineralMan]

17. Magically turning Dickhead Cheenie into an enormous toad.

[Arugula Latte]

18. ...and then making him look like this:

[MineralMan]

20. No. Transformational spells are OK. Lethal ones aren't.

I learned that from Harry Potter books.

[Arugula Latte]

21. I'd make an exception to that rule for Dark Lord Cheney.

[elana i am]

19. i don't have many thoughts i would call wicked

unless you count wishing repugs would all fuck off and die. but that's a fairly run of the mill sentiment here i believe.

i do have a reaccuring dream that i lived in a world where stoopid (read: repugs, racists, assholes, animal abusers general dregs of society) people could be eliminated. how they got eliminated has never fleshed out in my dream. my job in my dream was the task of deciding who got eliminated.

i wish i could say unequivocally that this was a horrible dream and i wish i never had it again, but truth be told, when i wake up from this dream i don't feel any horror or dismay of any kind like i guess one would expect.

i guess there's a reason i'm a borderline misanthrope...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

22. It all started with this photo, a can of Redi-Whip, and a box of highway flares