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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:05 PM
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Skittles vs Chuck Norris.
Who wins?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:06 PM
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1. Skittles. DUH!
I mean, Skittles can ALTER THE FABRIC OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM! Have you seen the latest ad?
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:07 PM
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2. Skittles. Hands down.
Else I wouldn't have named a blood-letting kitten after her.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:07 PM
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3. Put your money on Skittles
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:08 PM
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4. Oh please!
Chuck is toast.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:15 PM
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5. Skittles.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:21 PM
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6. assed will be kicked but it won't be the ass of Skittles
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 12:26 PM
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7. Skittles doesn't fight. She kicks ass.
When Skittles jumps into a lake she doesn't get wet, the lake gets Skittled.

Skittles has been to Mars. That is why there is no sign of life there.

If you can see Skittles, she can see you. If you can't see her, you may be only seconds away from death.

That is all...

:woohoo:
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