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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-29-09 04:02 PM
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Gorn behavior question
I have 2 pet Gorns, one likes to destroy inhabitants on outpost planets, and the other one
is very lazy, what do I do?

(sorry leftyfingerpop)

:rofl: :rofl: :hi: :hug:

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Curtland1015 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-29-09 04:06 PM
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1. With Gorn, the first rule in discipline is "judo fighting".
With the overly aggressive one, you've got to judo fight him (or her) into submission.

With the lazy one, you've still got to judo fight him (her?), but this time to make sure it gets its play time.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-29-09 04:12 PM
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2. Force the lazy one to watch a marathon of "Spock's Brain",
"The Outrageous Okona", "Profit and Lace", "Threshold" and any episode of Enterprise; he(?)should be tormented into a killing rage that will seal the fate of the Alpha Quadrant.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-29-09 05:42 PM
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3. Is that him? he looks a little chuncky. Is he getting enough exercize?
My Slar gets plenty of activity enslaving humans.

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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-29-09 06:30 PM
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4. He was a captain
Too much sitting around in the big chair. Kirk was a little chunky too.

Archer encountered the Gorn a hundred years before Kirk did? Was it recorded? Kirk seemed to be under the impression that they made first contact.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-29-09 07:20 PM
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5. Mirror universe
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-29-09 08:56 PM
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6. How does he keep his scales so smooth?
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