Who in hell fries bacon at 10 pm?

[graywarrior]

Bastids.

[fishnfla]

1. the confederate army

[qwertyMike]

2. Me

All the time.

Want some?

[graywarrior]

4. Whyyyyyyy?

[qwertyMike]

11. For the smell

and the FAT

[graywarrior]

16. Figures

I love FAT or is it PHAT?

[snooper2]

39. goes on top chicken :)

[snooper2]

40. good on top of smoked duck as well

:)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

I wasn't planning on it but now I may have to.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Emo vegans?

[Brother Buzz]

5. Maybe just a late dinner - wilted spinach salad?

:shrug:

[Brigid]

6. Um . . .

Somebody who's hungry? :shrug:

[graywarrior]

7. My neighbor is 90+

WTF? she's supposed to be in bed.....asleep.

[Brigid]

8. Who says?

besides, the elderly can be prone to insomnia.

[graywarrior]

9. Not this one.

She brags about how great she sleeps. I watch her truck across the parking lot like she's 60.

[Brigid]

10. Then she's entitled to her bacon.

She must be doing something right.

[graywarrior]

14. Oh yeah, side with her.

She's a wild one. Her and her little side kick who's 75...I hear them cackling and plotting to torment the old guys who play cards on Tuesday nights.

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. Perhaps she's greasing the soles of her shoes.

[graywarrior]

37. She wears "sneakers" so she can "sneak around"

[Fire Walk With Me]

45. Well then. I wouldn't trust her with bacon. Call the cops...

[graywarrior]

46. Shackle her and do a cavity search.

[marzipanni]

12. It doesn't seem ir'rasher'nal to me.

Besides, maybe it's her secret to trucking like she's sixty, the grease lubes her joints.

[graywarrior]

15. She's trouble

[redqueen]

36. lol

"ir'rasher'nal"... :P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. I used to live in an apartment complex that became a 24 hour Indian restaurant

For the last two years, "opening the window to get some fresh air" became a thing of the past unless you consider "fresh air" to mean "laced with curry."

I'm not the biggest fan of Indian food to begin with, but when it becomes something that you cannot get away from unless you drive across town, I tend to like it even less.

ON EDIT: Because things are taken so literally here, there was no actual "restaurant." The Indian population in the apartment grew steadily over the course of two years until it got to the point where the overwhelming majority of the tenants were Indian, and I lived next door to and directly above families that would often be cooking...with all of their windows open...at midnight or later and pretty much every minute that the sun was up.

[704wipes]

18. yeah, but other than that, how did u like the apt complex?

nt

[graywarrior]

33. meh

So so. It's affordable.

[donheld]

19. People who don't like it raw

[Withywindle]

20. I do!

It's an awesome get-home-from-work snack. (I work evening shifts) Sometimes I'm hungry enough to make a full-on omelet - bacon, eggs, onions, garlic, cheese, the works. :9

[Robeson]

21. I would imagine some type of carnivore.

[LostInAnomie]

22. Real fuckin' men! That's who!

Fried meat makes us strong!

[PVnRT]

23. Awesome people (n/t)

[dembotoz]

24. regular dinner hours sometime elude me

The later it goes the simpler it is more likely to be.

and bacon and eggs in generaly pretty damn simple.

[ShenandoahAspen]

25. breakfast for dinner is great, actually.

I've had bacon and eggs for dinner and then a piece of pizza for breakfast the next morning. It's quite a change from the same ol' same ol' routine.

[Shell Beau]

26. My husband.

Pisses me off because it stinks up the whole house. He'll cook a five course meal at midnight. Weirdo.

[JVS]

27. Somone who knows how to live

[KansDem]

28. People who have to go to work at midnight?

:shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

29. Who the hell WOULDN'T?

Bacon is the food of the gods. Just be thankful you can be nearby someone who understands that.

[datasuspect]

30. the same type of motherfucker who fries potatoes in beef lard and chain smokes luckies

[Forkboy]

31. I would. As a night person it would be my breakfast.

[yellowcanine]

32. the room mate from hell.

[graywarrior]

34. Now had it been roast duck!!!!!

[Arkansas Granny]

35. Speaking of ducks, I saw this t-shirt last night and immediately thought of you.

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/thingstowear/tshirts/attitude/shut+the+duck+up+tee+.do#

[graywarrior]

41. I want it!!!!

Hell, it's not available at this time!!!!!!

[Arkansas Granny]

42. Check this out. Cafe Press has a whole page full of shirts, etc.

http://shop.cafepress.com/design/34755403

[graywarrior]

44. Yay!

Thankee!

[Deep13]

38. third shift?

:shrug:

[old mark]

43. Who ever wants to...this is America, where

you can do anything you want.

It's the law.
Schoolgirl.


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