At this stage in my life, I am seriously considering getting a full time butler.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Good morning Sir!

Wha....*burp*

I said "Good morning Sir"!

What day is this?

Why, it is YOUR day Sir! Everyday is YOUR day!

oook?

Pardon me Sir?

Errrrrr....nothing. Could you help me pick out my clothes for today?

Very good Sir.

I said can you help me pick out my clothes today.

Very good Sir.

Very good what?

Pardon me Sir?

Can you help me pick out my clothes for today?

Of course Sir...would you like to wear the blue T-shirt with the mustard stain, or would you rather wear the other blue T-shirt with the mustard stain?

The other blue one.

Very good Sir.

What?

I said very good Sir.

Very good what?

What?

[Ptah]

1. Your lavalamp.com service is disabled.

I'm disappointed.

[BarenakedLady]

2. I really need to get me one of those.

Of course he would have to say "ma'am" instead of "sir". But the rest of the conversation is pretty much the same.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I'd be happy to find someone to mow my lawn.

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

4. Me too

:)