Now that I have been appointed DU Safety Officer, some things are going to change around here.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1) You will stop emptying your ashtrays into the trash can.

2) You will move your computer cables out of the way of foot traffic, thereby reducing the possibility of a fall.

3) You will stop sticking your tongue into your USB Port when you are bored just to "see if it tingles".

Best Regards,

LeftyFingerPop
DU Safety Officer

[Heidi]

1. Well, there goes the Lounge.

:rofl:

Mornin', Queens! :hug:

ETA: Can we still smoke out back by the gas pumps?

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Good Morning, Heidi!

Yes, smoking at gas pumps is permitted because, contrary to urban myths, gas fumes are not flammable.

Please do not hesitate to direct any other safety questions to me via this forum.

Best Regards,

LeftyFingerPop
DU Safety Officer :hug:

[Heidi]

5. In lieu of posting my future questions, I may just jot them down,

scan or photograph them, upload them to my photobucket account and PM them to you, much like a ransom note would typically be delivered. :rofl:

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. ***DANGER*** ***WARNING***

[Heidi]

11. That's a visual I certainly didn't need.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Lets put a stop to this right now.

After seeing that picture, I am compelled to inform you that I have no back hair.

Well, maybe a couple of strands.....:rofl:

[Heidi]

14. What a coinky-dink!

Neither do I! With such a unique trait in common, you and I might actually be twins, separated at birth. (Or not.) :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. It's too bad...

I dig women with LOTS of coarse back hair...so thick that it would stand perfectly still in a wind storm.

Oh well...we can still be friends. :rofl:

[Heidi]

17. Ya know, LeftyFingerPop, I like you a lot,

but not enough to get a back hair transplant in hopes of winning your heart. :rofl:

Yes, let's just stay friends. :pals:

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Not so fast...

Would you wear a back hair wig for me?

[Heidi]

20. No way.

A weave, maybe. MAYBE.



:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. I don't blame you about the wig...

The women that have worn them for me end up getting incredibly sweaty and itchy under the wig.

Then they get a rash.

Then you know, I hear the typical stuff I always hear......"You bastard, I hate you, why did you make me wear this, you are a sick puppy, I'm getting a restraining order"....etc.

[hobbit709]

2. Reminds me of my Air Farce days

Our Driving Safety NCO on our site in Italy had 3 wrecks in a year trying to drive like here in the States. We drove like maniacs-i.e. like the locals and never had a wreck.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I hear you hobbit...

Better to go with the flow of traffic!

[Heidi]

6. Aviano?

It's not far from us, and my parents want to fly Space A into Aviano, if my dad can get medical clearance (he's sick). Not sure I want him driving in Italy, though. :scared:

[hobbit709]

7. Nope. Deep south. Martina Franca-between Brindisi and Taranto.

[Heidi]

10. Did you love living in Italy?

We very much like being so close to the Swiss-Italian border. :hi:

[hobbit709]

18. Had a blast

[datasuspect]

9. that's fine and dandy for you cube monkeys

but what about those of us out in the field?

safety is everyone's priority.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. DU Safety warning for those on the road:

Do not attempt to impress passing motorists by removing the lug nuts on a flat tire with your teeth.

[NJmaverick]

16. I have some questions about your safety video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQUeiSGQKFk&feature=related

[MissMillie]

22. At least you didn't

Limit my tequila consumption.

[Dr. Strange]

23. I've heard that he's setting a lower limit.

No one can post until they've finished three shots of tequila, whiskey, or Drambuie.

This may just be a rumor, though.

[MissMillie]

24. Oh... I'm ok w/ a minimum limit

that works

[BarenakedLady]

25. I can still run with scissors though, right?

[NJmaverick]

26. Nothing for nothing, but I think Lefty is letting the new position go to his head

Check out how he handles tailgaters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDilD3wAxt8&feature=player_embedded

[graywarrior]

27. We can still post while shitfaced and high, right? (oh, and nekkid)

[BuelahWitch]

31. I thought you didn't earn a DU star unless you did at least one of those

at all times! :hi:

[suninvited]

28. i will stick my tongue

anywhere I want to stick it!

[grasswire]

29. have you ever watched "Trailer Park Boys"?

Just askin'.

[trof]

30. I'm wearing my helmet.

And my kneepads.