Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

[NJmaverick]

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

http://gizmodo.com/253334/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. That thing looks like a duck.

[undeterred]

2. A duck whose mama was a bowling pin.

[NJmaverick]

8. A dog and a duck walk into a bar....

[guitar man]

3. Now that there's a sex doll for dogs

I think I'll try and market my sex doll for republicans :P

[Heidi]

6. "Ewe sexy thang!"

:rofl:

[rurallib]

4. Rick Santorum ordered 3.

[Strong Atheist]

5. IBTH. nt.

[KurtNYC]

7. Leg humping is a dominance thing

dogs will mount each other just to assert dominance.

It needs discipline, not dolls.

[Kali]

9. same friend from your other thread sent this the other day

:rofl:

[NJmaverick]

10. You should really get him to sign up

I have a feeling he would fit in nicely