nyuck nyuck

[Kali]

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his truck and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally, he got his keys in the ignition, started the engine, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.' 'I seriously doubt it, I'm the designated decoy.'

[NJmaverick]

1. Brilliant!

[rcrush]

2. and then that guy spends the next hour getting his ass beat by that cop

Its probably how the cop would handle it. Probably taze him a few times to.

[Kali]

3. ...

yeah, there is that too
I was actually expecting to get spanked for making a joke about driving drunk so...B-)