Suddenly, Mr. Gray has become a hottie to the ladies

[graywarrior]

We went to sign up for health coverage today and the women in the office were all over him. "Oouu, you're how old?" "Oouu, here let me show you this plan....oouu oouu ouu..."

OK, so he's been running for a few months and I have to admit he's looking pretty god damn good, but I am getting a little sick of taking the back seat putting MY Attention Whoredom in second place.

Now he's across the street with two ladies discussing his upcoming work situation and I can almost here the oouu-ing from here. Mr. Pretty Face.



:rant:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. LOL!

I hear ya, sweetie!

He better look out, yes INDEED! (Channeling skittles!)

:rofl:

:hug:

[graywarrior]

2. God, it's sickening!

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Oouu oouu ...

I'm looking into his eyes, not around them ... ;)

[graywarrior]

4. Ha ha ha haha!

That is funny!

[Moondog]

5. In most areas of the Gulf Coast of Florida,

assuming that you are over 60, statistics reflect that there are 16 "single" (whatever that means) females for every single male. I have not yet reached that age, so I have no personal experience, but it might explain why most of the men of a certain age around here look so damned tired. Are you, perchance, encountering a similar phenomenon where you are?

[graywarrior]

8. I guess not....well, I'm just not used to ladies frothing at the mouth over him

[sarge43]

6. He heard about you and a certain British actor.

Oooouuuuu. :hide:

[graywarrior]

9. Oops

Oh oh oh...and get this....he just signed up as a theatre major....hmmmmmmm.

[sarge43]

11. Hmmm.

Any buzz about Potter! The Musical? He could be prepping for the Snapes role.

(typo)

[graywarrior]

12. Hmmm, Mr Gray in a black wig and cape....

interesting.

[sarge43]

13. Well, black capes do seem to bring out the best and the worst in a man. n/t

[graywarrior]

15. True. And if he's dark and broody....Mr G is a Gemini, so you never know with him

[sarge43]

16. But if he's in a Heathcliff mood, could show you a hellva good time.

;)

[graywarrior]

17. THAT's who he is....Heathcliff.

Wait til I tell him that.

[sarge43]

19. Have fun Catherine. n/t

[graywarrior]

21. I love abuse

Note the duck

[marzipanni]

7. Well, yeah, and that vixen in your apartment complex

knows how seductive bacon cooking scent can be to a man... Imagine a long finger of smoky, salty, fumes wafting around his nostrils, beckoning him to have breakfast with her after you have passed innocently into the cradling arms of Morpheus. She's 90, but she's still got it in her.
:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

10. Little does she know he's a vegetarian...lol.

[Moondog]

14. Well, it might not do anything for Mr Gray, but it would get my motor running ....

[graywarrior]

18. Shall I hook you two up?

[Moondog]

20. I appreciate the thought. And it's not like my dance card is full at the moment.

But I'll pass. Thanks all the same. :P

[graywarrior]

22. bok bok

[Moondog]

25. Yep, that's me. Pecking at the chicken feed in the yard ....

:P

[Ava]

23. sounds like it's time for you to go into cougar mode

:hide:

[graywarrior]

24. !

:spank: