Scarlett O'Hara CHALLENGE Thread (Fill in the blanks): "As God is my witness, I'll never..."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Lorax7844]

1. be hungry again

[Mad_Dem_X]

2. "...vote Republican again!"

:shrug:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. I was gonna say "Be a Repub," but I like yours better.

[JoDog]

4. pay full price for a hotel room again!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Hmmm...Scarlett O'Shatner!

:rofl:

:toast:

[Callalily]

6. "I'll never let Brett bother me again,

nor let him call me sugar."

Sorry, a bit out of context, but in the movie in some form.

[catzies]

18. Um, not really. Who's Brett?

(Her 2nd husband Frank called her Sugar)

/GWTW Nazi

[arbusto_baboso]

7. "eat at the Waffle House ever again."

"I have yet to get the vomit out of my curtain-dress. What a clusterfuck THAT was!" :puke:

[ThomWV]

8. trust a fart again." Its the Old-man's lament.

[bookworm65t]

9. listen to Bill O'Reilly again

nt

[rurallib]

10. get universal health care.

[mitchum]

11. ...threaten to sell Prissy again

[Moondog]

16. Oooooo. You're gonna go to hell for that one ....

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

12. watch Booger Sanborne whenever he says "Watch me do this!". n/t

[Bertha Venation]

13. let the kid down the street mow my lawn again.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. "...wear this goddam corset again!"

[Strong Atheist]

20. !

:rofl:

[Lars39]

15. ...squeeze myself into this hellacious dress again.

[Bossy Monkey]

17. I misread it as "As God is my waitress" and liked that so much better that I can no longer answer

the question.:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. As God is my waitress I'll leave one helluva good tip.

:rofl:

[abbeyco]

19. pull your finger again n/t

[Strong Atheist]

21. ...drink too much again... and how did I end up in this

bed?

[BlueJazz]

23. .. Knowingly eat a Cockroach.

[ashling]

24. As God is mah witness, I'll nevah go hungry agin!

[JackDragna]

25. say anything good about the Cubs.

Screw you, Northsiders. :)

[krispos42]

26. "...squeeze the Charmin again!"

[Orsino]

27. "...forget my keys again." n/t

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

28. "... get Rick-Rolled again!"

No youtube link here

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

29. With God as my witness - I thought turkeys could fly

I'm surprised nobody said this yet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4

[yellowdogintexas]

30. and that, I believe ends the contest nt