PassingFair
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Tue Aug-25-09 12:40 PM
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I'm afraid so; this is just the tip of the iceberg. |
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Man wakes up with a lettuce leaf stuck in his behind. He rushes to his doctor...
and he asks..."Is it BAD, Doc?"
Tell a bad joke using the PUNCHLINE as the subject.
:evilgrin:
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Tue Aug-25-09 12:49 PM
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1. You're not eating right. |
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Man with a banana stuck in his ear sees the doctor and asks wehat's wrong with him.
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mak3cats
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Tue Aug-25-09 12:56 PM
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2. But the reception was excellent! |
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Did you hear about the two antennas that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and decided to get married?
The wedding was nothing to speak of...
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PassingFair
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Tue Aug-25-09 12:58 PM
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Did you read the review for that new restaurant on the moon?
The food was terrific, the service rocked, but....
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:30 PM
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4. Take the spoon out of your cup. |
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Doctor, My eye hurts when I drink tea!
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:43 PM
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic. The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear says,
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Tue Aug-25-09 03:17 PM
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I hadn't heard that one before.
Really!
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:45 PM
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:48 PM
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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him...
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mak3cats
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:53 PM
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8. ...If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal! |
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins!...
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Tue Aug-25-09 03:24 PM
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:54 PM
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9. Damn! I can do better than THIS! |
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Why did God make woman? Because when he saw what he had created he said...
:D peace~
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:56 PM
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Edited on Tue Aug-25-09 01:57 PM by merh
Last night I dreamed I was a salad . . .
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Tue Aug-25-09 01:56 PM
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11. It was utter nonsense |
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Edited on Tue Aug-25-09 01:57 PM by merh
Last night I dreamed I was milking a cow . . .
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Tue Aug-25-09 02:22 PM
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12. "Does this taste funny to you?" |
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Two dogs are having the time of their lives chewing on a toy clown together. After a while, though, one dog begins to look rather troubled. He turns to the other and says:
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Tue Aug-25-09 03:18 PM
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A psychotherapist decided to invite his clients to his home for a costume party, the caveat being that the costume had to reflect an emotion. He had a rather rough Italian client and he was really curious about his costume as he'd enthusiastically agreed to come to the party.
The night of the party, the Italian client rang the doorbell and the doctor went to let him in. He was surprised that the client was totally naked, save for a pear impaled on his penis.
The doctor tried to cover his surprise at the lack of clothing and asked his guest to tell him what emotion he was representing. His client replied,
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Tue Aug-25-09 03:30 PM
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16. ..."No, just the spots." |
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Two friends are comparing their medical problems. One of them complains to the other: "I see spots before my eyes." The second one asks: "Have you seen a doctor?" And the first one replies...
(Sorry; I'll stop now!)
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