Are there camels in Afghanistan? An e-mail joke.

[UTUSN]

A new Army officer was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The officer said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the officer started having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked that the camel be brought around to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, he stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and had wild and insane sex with the camel.

When he was done, he asked the soldier, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir. We usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."

[flying rabbit]

1. LOL!

:rofl: Gotta love officer jokes.

[gmoney]

2. I recall a variation on this one...

something like the camel trader came to the base with 250 camels, and all the men started running really fast, so the new soldier asks "Why's everyone running? There are enough camels for everyone." To which the other guy replies, "Yeah, but you don't want to get stuck with an ugly one."

[XemaSab]

3. .

:spank: