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Now mind you, this took place in the late 70's when I was about 18.
I'd never been on what anyone would call a "date." Most of my dates consisted of meeting up at the bar or hanging out in a group. So when a guy I sort of knew told me he wanted to take me out to dinner, I was intrigued and said yes. He told me he'd pick me up Friday night.
Well, he showed up at my apartment and when we got to his car, it was full of people. That seemed strange but I didn't know him well, I was kind of shy and I didn't say anything because I was embarrassed and didn't want to make a fuss. It was a VW bug and besides him and me, there were his two brothers and one of the brother's girlfriend packed in.
I squeezed in, someone handed me a hit of acid which I took and off we went.
Well, this family was a loud and boisterous bunch and their parents had named them all with the letter M as their first initial, which the dad's first initial was too. And there were a bunch more siblings. So we're riding along and they're all talking and laughing about Mitch and Monty and Mike and Murray (that was the dad) and how whenever they went out to Murray's place, he'd put them to work breaking rocks (I have no idea what they meant by that). I just sat there wondering when we were going out to dinner.
They decided to go to Murrays so off we went to the parents place. They were as loud and boisterous as the kids and everyone was merrily talking and laughing and drinking and I felt completely forgotten. I just sat there watching and smiling, trying to be polite. It was totally odd.
Then back in the car, driving around. The acid was kicking in now so I was tripping as well as feeling like a fifth wheel. I'd given up on dinner - we stopped at people's houses, at the gas station, here and there. We finally got to one of the brothers' places at about 1 am where we all sat around and the whole gang laughed and talked and carried on.
I finally realized at this point that for about 5 hours, I hadn't spoken a single, solitary word. That seemed really strange and I resolved that I was going to join this gang one way or another. So I screwed up my courage and opened my mouth and said... something, I don't remember what but some remark in response to the current conversation.
And everyone in the room stopped talking, looked at me and, in unison said, "What?"
I couldn't take it - I got up and ran out of there, down the stairs, to the street and all the way home.
And that's the story of my first date. :P
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