Someone broke Gmail, dag nabbit!

[graywarrior]

Just thought I'd let you all know.

[pokerfan]

1. It was me

http://news.cnet.com/8301-30685_3-10323306-264.html

I done broke it good this time!

[graywarrior]

2. Good god, don't we have enough problems without you fucking up the works?

Nice job, BTW.
:P

[HopeHoops]

3. Have you checked the duck to make sure it is still secure?

Just like a duck to get revenge for being duct taped to a wall by breaking GMail.

[graywarrior]

4. OMG, do you think???????

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

I should release him/her/it/whatever.

[HopeHoops]

5. OH NO - Then Facebook might get damaged too!

GET MORE DUCT TAPE!

[graywarrior]

6. Kill facebook!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !

[HopeHoops]

7. FREE THE DUCK!

That will probably do it.

On Edit:
Make it on the condition that he fixes GMail before killing Facebook.

[graywarrior]

8. FREE THE FUCKING DUCK! ! ! ! ! ! ! FREE THE FUCKING DUCK! ! ! ! ! ! !

FREE THE FUCKING DUCK! ! ! ! ! ! ! FREE THE FUCKING DUCK! ! ! ! ! ! ! FREE THE FUCKING DUCK! ! ! ! ! ! !
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FREE THE GOD DAMN FUCKING DUCK!!! AAAAaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!