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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 05:42 PM
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I just got access to my online course for P.E. credit. This is what I read:

Irregardless of the fact that this course is being offered on line--it is still a participation based course. You must physically participate in the lab exercises in order to pass this course. Labs that require that you take a class or have someone else justify your work are marked with an asteric in the Course Calendar section so you can plan your schedule accordingly. I have also allowed for additional time during these sections so that you can complete the activities in time.


:banghead:

This is my teacher? My college teacher?

Gah!

Add to the fact that I have to actually go to gym, I'm not happy right now.
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 05:54 PM
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1. "Irregardless"? Srsly?
:scared:

Asterisc...snicker. Is that like aspic?

So! What kinda gym are you taking? Volleyball? Basketball? Dodgeball?

When I was in college we always tried to take the gym courses that we didn't have to change for--golf, archery, bowling, couples dance, etc. The most vicious was badminton. I shit you not. Absolutely killer.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 06:12 PM
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4. It's called Health and Wellness
I meant to type "I actually have to go to A gym". I should have taken the one credit sport classes. This online course is worth two credits. I thought I was being so schmart. HA.
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 07:41 PM
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10. Ah! That's something else entirely!
(But would you have been able to play dodgeball if you had taken the one-credit course? :D )
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 05:58 PM
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2. Irregardless? asteric? wtf? nt
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 06:40 PM
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7. P.E.
:think:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 06:06 PM
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3. Holy shit! What is the subject of this college course?
I hope it isn't an English course. :(

Perhaps you can send that anonymously to the head of the department from a yahoo or hotmail email address and bring this surprising lack of English proficiency to his/her attention. It should be incredibly Embarrassing for any college to be represented in writing by a professor that uses imaginary words or poor spelling.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 06:29 PM
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5. It's going to be a long semester.
Condolences.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 06:34 PM
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6. Irregardless, the point still stands.
GO TO CLASS!
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 06:40 PM
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8. "college GYM teacher" might be your first clue...
I'm not saying this is correct, but there was an old saying "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym."
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 07:11 PM
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9. look at it this way
all the good looking 'sights' at the gym.....:rofl: :hi: :hug: :loveya:
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