Four words Nostradamus warned would signal the Apocalypse: "Lindsay Lohan considering Playboy"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Lindsay Lohan considering Playboy



http://thesuperficial.com/2009/09/lindsay_lohan_considering_play.php

Because collagen is expensive, Lindsay Lohan is mulling a $900,000 offer to get naked for Playboy, according to Hollyscoop:

Australian tabloid The Day claims the mag initially offered Lilo half a million to pose nude, but she turned it down.
But Playboy has reportedly upped the ante to $900K, and we hear she's considering it! Sources say, "Playboy has been asking her for years, but it's only now she's excited about doing it."

If Lindsay's smart, she'll take the money before Playboy realizes she'd do it for a bag of flour with the word "Coak" written on it.

[LostInAnomie]

1. A few years ago I would have been excited.

Now, not so much.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. A few years ago I woulda been right there with ya...

...but the mighty have fallen. She went from being "the next big thing" to "the next train wreck."

[rcrush]

2. Hasnt everyone already seen her naked?

Just google it

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. I think she might have forgotten the "why buy the cow when the milk is free" principle

I don't think she has anything left to show us. At least I HOPE she doesn't. For some reason, I can't get "The Crying Game" out of my head...

:rofl:

[Chan790]

5. I think you can rest easy...

her genitals have been on the internet repeatedly...she has a habit of awkwardly getting out of cars while wearing a short skirt and no underwear.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. I know..."The Superficial" and "WWTDD" are daily destinations for me

...and there are days when I deeply regret it.

http://thesuperficial.com/

http://www.wwtdd.com/

:rofl:

[crim son]

7. Eh, I'd buy the issue.

She's hot, she's confused... why, she reminds me of me in my youth! Seriously. I think she's beautiful and she's a lesbian. Sweet.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. She's hot, she's confused...you've just summed up my entire love life

Well...the "confused" part anyway.

:rofl:

[crim son]

9. Most confused persons are also hot.

At least, that's how I comfort myself. :P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. That's why I hang out at the asylum with nylons and chocolate bars

As soon as I see someone wander by without their attendant I whisper "yoo hoo" through the fence and wave a Hershey bar and...

:rofl:

[crim son]

13. I really think what might work for you is the "borderline" personality.

You should look me up! I'm fucked, but not "asylum" fucked. :P On edit: oh but wait. I'm not hot. GodDAMN!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

17. I've been all the way to "effing crazy"...

...I had an ex who claimed that she went to the state fair with her mom and a loudspeaker fell out of a tree and hit her in the head and she went blind. Years later, according to her story, her family was gathered around the TV in the living room, watching "The Wonderful World of Disney," and at the exact moment in the opening credits where the fireworks went off, her sight miraculously returned.

I've come to terms with the fact that the vast majority of my exes belong behind bars. If not jail, at least some kind of state-operated facility.

Three hots and a cot and heavy security with surveillance cameras. "To all the girls I've loved before..."

:rofl:

[crim son]

23. I think I love you. At very least, we are probably related.

:) Okay. Maybe you're just a witty guy with a strange past.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

25. No, you had it right the first time. Lovable, and also witty and strange, and a damn good cook

:rofl:

[Common Sense Party]

10. She's no longer hot.

She needs a few Happy Meals.

[crim son]

12. I disagree. First, I like thin having been skeletally thin until my late

thirties - i.e. I don't consider it a character flaw since I could have eaten a horse a day and never gained any weight. Second, I think she's an intelligent woman. Her eyes. You can see it there in any photo no matter how empty she's trying to look.

I am female and I sincerely like women of all sizes, and I like no woman who is narrow or stupid. In my fantasy Lindsay is neither. And hell, could I not buy her a few Happy Meals if it really mattered?

Yeah. I'm taking this too seriously but FUCK, It's Lindsay Lohan!!! :P

[jeff30997]

14. I never found her attractive so...

She could be 30lbs or 300lbs I wouldn't care.Meh.

[Common Sense Party]

16. See, when I look in her eyes I see:

"I'm destroying myself and I don't know how to stop this downward spiral."

Smart? Perhaps book smart. But if she had a lick of common sense she would not be killing herself in slow motion, in fromt of the paparazzi.

[crim son]

20. Interesting.

Book smart interests me. Book smart indicates something that most people don't have. "Common sense" is learned. Normally they show up together. I empathize with her, despite being old and ugly

[Common Sense Party]

21. I know plenty of people that are long on book smarts and pitifully

short on common sense. My whole family, for example.

[crim son]

24. And mine.

You make a good point and it reminds me that the two classifications are not distinct or determinate.

[Common Sense Party]

18. Before and After, or

Then:



and Now:



Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and beauty (and drug addiction) are in the eye of the beholder...

But I think it's clear Lindsay was cuter, healthier and looked much happier several years back.

Maybe it's just me.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. The only woman who saved her career with Playboy was Drew Barrymore

I doubt this will work.

[Common Sense Party]

19. Your post is worthless without pictures.

:evilgrin:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

26. Don't forget Debbie Gibson!

Oh...wait a minute...that's EXACTLY what happened. Deb dropped trou and everyone forgot her.

How sad is that? I'm not famous but I'll bet I could at LEAST create some sustained interest SOMEWHERE if I took off my pants and let people watch.

:eyes:

:rofl:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

29. I remember Tiffany posed like two months before her

....or was it after....but it was the same year.

I think Debbie still has a bigger career than Tiffany. She was in "Giant Octopus versus Mega Shark", after all!

And it's DEBORAH now!

[gmoney]

22. she looked good in New York magazine a few months ago

that Bert Stern tribute to Marilyn's last session, but that was largely peekaboo stuff.

link NSFW http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=new+york+magazine+lindsay+lohan&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=xAmeSsH0IofZlAe6t7nkDA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=5

[Orrex]

27. Does this have something to do with Disney buying Marvel?

:shrug:

[edbermac]

28. This kid just got a look at some early test shots of Lohan's Playboy pics.

[Orsino]

30. When she does a pictorial with Palin, the Last Trump will blow.

That would probably be Ivanka Trump, come to think of it--and an even better photo shoot.