During a job interview, the hiring manager wrote "FUBAR" on my resume...

[Danger Mouse]

...should I be worried?

[texanwitch]

1. No.

They should be calling you back anytime now.

[Danger Mouse]

2. Good. I'm glad I wore my lucky Slayer tshirt. I think it made a real strong impression.

[crim son]

3. Series???!111!

The same thing happened to me! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

7. Did you get pepper sprayed too??

:hi:

[crim son]

8. No, damnit, but somebody tied me to their desk, then left

promising to be back later. I am typing from my Blackberry. :P

[Danger Mouse]

12. How long ago was that?

[sarge43]

19. At least s/he didn't tell you to put on the S&M bondage rig ....

You're not telling us everything, are you?

[XemaSab]

4. What does that stand for?

Front up (a) big ass raise? :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

6. That explanation makes sense.

When somebody spits in your face, it means they like you, right?

[Taitertots]

10. Oh yeah, Bumble bee tuna

[Sannum]

5. Hey,

In my former company that would mean you would be hired.

They had a keg in the break room. They are now facing lawsuits in 47 states. :)

[crim son]

9. How about Maine?

Are there any in Bangor, Maine? :P

[jobycom]

11. File Under Best Asset Retention.

You're in, dude.

[Danger Mouse]

13. I see. So the shots that the security guard fired at my head must've been...

part of some kind of initiation ritual.

[jobycom]

15. You are unfamiliar withmodern corporate protocol and terminology, obviously.

You've never heard of head hunters?

[brendan120678]

18. Best Ass Retention?

I don't like working with anal-retentive people.

[Dr. Strange]

20. Best ass retention means that they DON'T work their ass off.

[Common Sense Party]

14. if he finished it "-ACK OBAMA" then you might want to consider

another vocation.

[Stardust]

23. *Snort*

:rofl:

[NJmaverick]

16. You were reading it upside down

it really said RABUF

[Ohio Joe]

17. I used to like to mess with people when I interviewed them

One time I got a box of animal crackers and all during the interview, I kept taking them out and would only eat the heads. Then I just stacked the remains on the desk. ahhhh, good times :D

[graywarrior]

21. The hiring manager during my interview wrote FREE THE DUCK.

[Danger Mouse]

22. What a prick. How dare he advocate for duck rights.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

25. Did you tape the interview

you might be able to make the case stick.

:hi:

[Swede]

24. Smithers,release the hounds.