Who would prepare the tastier breakfast: Satan or God?

[LostInAnomie]

I think Satan probably would. It would probably involve a lot of bacon, eggs, cheese, and other savory delights. I picture God as more of a baked goods or waffles guy. That's nice and all, but if I'm going to have a supernatural breakfast there better be a lot of fried meats.

[Danger Mouse]

1. God MADE the pigs so tasty.

I bet the guy who made them knows how to make them DELICIOUS.

[LostInAnomie]

2. Yeah, but he'd probably pull some "Some delights aren't meant for mortals" bullshit.

He'd hold back just to be a dong. Satan would kick your souls ass with a bad-ass breakfast. Then he'd tempt you into selling your soul for a second helping.

[rcrush]

3. Satan makes McGriddles

And those things they call breakfast burritos at McDonalds. McDonalds is actually owned by Satan.

[fNord]

4. Based on that, I just changed my answer to God......

anything that makes me throw up doesn't rate high on the "tasty" list

[Deep13]

5. God, but there are so many pointless rules to follow...

...before one can eat it, that you may as well have some Frost Devil Flakes.

[hunter]

6. You probably don't want to know this...

...but every time Satan needs to stock up on bacon he cuts a big chunk of meat out of some fat Nazi, marinates it in high fructose corn syrup, radioactive coal ash, and nuclear fallout, and then he smokes it over the sweet hickory fumes of perpetually burning tobacco company lawyers.

Nevertheless it's the best damned bacon in the Universe if you don't think about it too much.

Whatever you do don't ask about eggs, cheese, coffee, cream, or MOST ESPECIALLY the sausages.

[Strong Atheist]

7. You mean THIS:

Versus THIS: