Business is down so I've filed papers to have you all re-classified as slaves.

[rcrush]

Thank you for your attention.

[krispos42]

1. House or field?

[rcrush]

2. The stronger ones will tend the fields.

The rest of you shall handle my paperwork and bring me lemon-drink.

[uncle ray]

3. i'll be your field slave,

if smoking is allowed on the job.

[rcrush]

4. Well yes because you will be tending my marijuana plants

You can smoke all the shake.

[krispos42]

5. Damn, I'll probably be a field slave

And I sunburn...


Well, doubtless my union rep will make sure you supply adequate sunscreen and regular water breaks.

[rcrush]

6. I've filed the slave paperwork to get out of union rules.

I mean thats why Obama passed that bill isnt it?

[krispos42]

7. Well, the National Labor Relations Board will be hearing of this!

I mean, it's a good gig and all, plenty of overtime, but I'm a union man.

Can't wait for that first paycheck... all that overtime is gonna make it FAT! :woohoo:

[Ohio Joe]

8. Do we get health care?

If so, I'm in!

[Arugula Latte]

9. Shoot. I was hoping to be your minion.

:(