I want to create a _________________ that never ______________

[LynneSin]

let's just list all the possibilities now and save us the effort of copycatting

:hide:

[fNord]

1. When I tried to remember her name I drew a.......

__________

[Strong Atheist]

2. ...duck that never sticks his bill in my mail:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/iwantanewduck.html

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Since it's you, the blanks should be filled in thusly:

I want to create a _TOILET SEAT__ that never _GETS COVERED BY AN ASS GASKET, ONLY RECEIPTS FROM RETAIL STORES_

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. I want to create a Republican that never lies.

[LynneSin]

5. Been there done that - Abe Lincoln

but by republican standards today he would probably be a democrat.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Yep and yep!

[Parche]

7. Hey

I want to create a __tollbooth_______________ that never __charges people tolls____________

:woohoo::rofl: :hi: :hug::loveya:

[datasuspect]

8. i want to create a pen that never dies before it writes