Time again for the weekly Delaware Smackdown Thread -- Go ahead insult away

[taterguy]

But we've already heard all the toll booth jokes so please come up with an original way of insulting that pathetic, so-called state.

[Dr. Strange]

1. What's the difference between Delaware and the Ewok Village?

One is a collection of annoying animals trying to be cute (but failing) and the other is the Ewok Village.

[HopeHoops]

2. The Ewok Village doesn't have water that smells like photographic chemicals.

Even after it goes through the filter on my in-laws' sink, I can't drink the shit - it smells like a dark room. Disgusting doesn't even begin to describe the stench.

On Edit:

I suppose this is why Delaware doesn't have any microbrewery recognition - what would they call it? StenchBrew?

[TZ]

4. Actually Delaware has an excellent beer

Its Dogfish head ale and almost every beer drinker I know loves it. We have a bar near work that is a favorite for happy hour

[Captain Hilts]

5. Did you read the New Yorker article about the DE brewery that recreates really old beers?

[TZ]

3. Delaware is so small

that even though its next door to my home state of Maryland I couldn't name one Senator until today....And I don't know the other one off the top of my head either..:crazy:

[Captain Hilts]

8. Senator Roth had THE worst hair in the senate for many years. Boren came close. nt

[LynneSin]

10. You never saw Jim Traficant's hair?

[Captain Hilts]

11. Not in the senate. nt

[Dr. Strange]

6. How many Delawhatthefuckians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: One to turn the bulb and one to yell, "You fucking village idiots need to get over the Delaware lightbulb thingie!"

[TZ]

9. +44-6

:rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

7. Ceasar Rodney was ugly!

[KamaAina]

12. Everyone in Delaware would fit inside my adopted home town of San Jose

come to think of it, that might not be such a bad idea... :loveya:

[madinmaryland]

13. Can someone explain this picture to me?

:shrug:

[Crabby Appleton]

14. It's nice the way the Delawarenarians all come out and greet visitors

[taterguy]

15. Would you mind editing so we can all see what I'm sure was a hilarious graphic

[Crabby Appleton]

16. ..

[CreekDog]

17. Don't bash Delaware, they have some very nice roads

well worth the price of admission! :hide: