How frequently do you strike up conversations with strippers?

[Deep13]

If you do, what setting is it usually in?

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[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I try, but they always demand money afterward.

[bluedigger]

14. Really?

Mine always want it up front.

[EndersDame]

2. After we pushed our friend to go to the titty bar we heard him discuss anarchism politics

and social theory with teh stripper.He was trying so hard (hardy har) not to enjoy the view. It was my first time to the titty bar as well and have decided never to get implants as they feel like rubber gym balls

[NJmaverick]

3. and you know this how?

:evilgrin:

[EndersDame]

5. I gave the lovely lady some money, And since i am female they touched me more

and took off my top(in front of my guy friends eek!). I had to remind them that they only supposed to remove theirs!

[NJmaverick]

19. oh my. wild times

:bounce:

[gmoney]

8. is that something you were considering?

I'd advise against it... about the only time they look even remotely appropriate is for women who've had a couple kids, nursed, and end up with the "deflated" look they just want "refilled" can look good if they don't overdo it.

The girls with small breasts who think they need 'em bigger generally don't end up looking right, especially nude.

(art photographer perspective)

[EndersDame]

11. Only when I was about 13 I was jealous of my Mom ,aunts and little sister

Mom and little sis(that was really the kicker) have D , Both of My maternal aunts have DD and E(and back problems). I am happy with my C I have grown to realize that are not too small nor too big but just right

[gmoney]

12. C is usually perfect.

I hope the three of you are very happy together. :)

[EndersDame]

13. I am perfectly happy it just sucked as a teen when your little sis had bigger boobs

It is also crazy how important stupid things were as a teen

[Bucky]

18. Thankfully we're not teens anymore

Let me join the chorus and sing along with ya: fake ones feel funny and look odd. Use the boobs you got from God.

[graywarrior]

4. I do when I'm sharing the stage with them.

[Xithras]

6. Now that you mention it...

Many years ago a couple friends and I went to a strip joint for his bachelor party. We all had too much to drink, and I had a few lapdances myself.

A couple months later, I was standing around in a department store (Mervyns!) while my wife tried on clothes, when this fairly hot blonde walks up to me and starts chatting. She told me that I'd convinced her to give college another shot, and that she'd signed up for the local CC just the week before.

Being a bit dense, I didn't put two and two together, and had no idea where I'd met her before. I simply assumed that she was someone I'd met on campus.

After about 5 minutes of conversation, my wife came walking out and made a beeline over to me to see who I was chatting with. My wife introduced herself, the young blonde shot me an angry look, and then she introduced herself as "Darla, the stripper who entertained your husband a few months ago."

Yep, the conversation got pretty lively after that.

[Kali]

7. ...

:rofl:

great story

[Xithras]

9. I'd really like to know what I said to her.

To this day, I have no idea why the (former) stripper got pissed off at me. I know I tipped well because my wallet was empty the next morning, and our driver was sober enough to reassure me that I didn't sleep with her, so it must have been something I said. :shrug:

[qb]

10. Quite often.

One of my hubby's longtime friends is a stripper. She's very charming, and a terrific mom too.

[blogslut]

15. Speaking from experience...

Strippers are excellent tippers.

[cleveramerican]

16. its gibberish/esperato/ some language twins create

after that many beers its doesn't seem to matter

[Wapsie B]

17. When I frequented strip clubs I chatted several up from time to time.

If it were a night where I could sit next to the stage I'd see if any of them would flirt with me. Some of the flirters came over to my table between shows and we'd have a nice conversation.

[Strong Atheist]

20. Once, in Hawaii. nt.

[MrScorpio]

21. Strippers are very cool people.

A few of them know politics quite well

[edbermac]

22. Whenever my wife isn't around.

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