And oldie but goodie sent via the Email tuibes....

[WCGreen]

A man was riding his Harley along a California
beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In
a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge
to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking; the supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel
it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men,
could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and
how I can make my woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four
on that bridge?"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. LOL!

Oldie but goodie indeed!

:rofl:

:hi: