New Freeperism - "Hyper-Bowl"

[NewJeffCT]

used by Tom Tancredo in place of hyperbole. Tom is the infamous anti-immigration Republican congressman from Colorado and was on with Ed Shultz yesterday:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x364916

[HopeHoops]

1. Now THAT is funny!

They do come up with some silly ones, don't they?

[Dr. Strange]

2. Wasn't the Hyper-Bowl the XFL championship?

[Giant Robot]

3. An adjacent structure to the hypercube?

:shrug:

[nytemare]

4. A four-dimensional bowl.

Interesting.

[old mark]

7. ....moving through space-time.......

These guys are so dumb, it would be sad if it wasn't so funny.

mark

[nytemare]

18. The same brain that came up with "hyper-bowl" would not grasp

the concept of moving through space-time.

Try explaining to that nincompoop that the light they see from stars took billions of years to get to their eyes, their heads would assplode. Then, try telling them it took so long for some of the stars light to reach us, that when it left that star, the earth didn't even exist. Of course, they will just say, "Oh, only 6000 years."

[old mark]

19. YES!!! I worked with a guy like that - we saw something on TV about

some geological features several hundred thousand yeas old, and he just kind of laughed to himself and shook his head, as if to say,' Oh we certainly know better than that...." He is a minister with a small congregation out in the country in PA, and he can become very crazy with little provocation. He was a tunnel rat in Vietnam, killed people in the tunnels with a machete......

mark

[peekaloo]

5. it's an extra large/fast flushing toilet bowl to accommodate all their

copious amounts of shite.

[madinmaryland]

6. **snort** We used to see a lot of that in the Sports Forum!

[guitar man]

8. yeah I caught it

as soon as he said it yesterday :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6457484&mesg_id=6457484

[NewJeffCT]

9. I didn't watch Big Ed yesterday

so, only saw it on DU this morning.

[guitar man]

10. my co workers

my co workers were all wondering why I was busting a gut in my office :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. The last time I mispronounced that was in high school.

Does this mean that I get to be a congressman?

[NewJeffCT]

12. Only a Republican one

Democrats have higher standards, of course.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Well, of course I'd never be a Republican congressman.

[Cannikin]

13. Can you tell me where it is in the clip so I dont have to endure the entire thing?

I'd like to show it to my friend, Pen-e-lope.

[NewJeffCT]

14. It's within the first 90 seconds or so

don't have the exact timing.

[Cannikin]

15. Thanks! First 90 seconds... now I feel REALLY lazy.

[NewJeffCT]

17. It's like right at the 90 second mark

so, maybe you can start it at 1:00 or so and watch until 1:45.

[Mad_Dem_X]

20. Dear Lord!

They get stupider every day...

[NewJeffCT]

22. The sad part is

that it's a long-serving Congressman who is a college grad and a former middle school teacher.

[pokerfan]

21. sometimes

I have a hyper bowel.